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By: dingoangst

dingoangst — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 22:32:54 +0000

God owes me a bunch of money. Just the beer belly I’ve been carting around for the last decade, while not drinking beer, is worth millions. But I might settle for a few beers.

By: Susan Toepfer

Susan Toepfer — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 19:56:27 +0000

Good one, Dan! We know they have a lot of cash–and they won’t want to go to court!! Settle for 2.8.

By: danbova

danbova — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 19:42:00 +0000

Growing up, I was warned that smoking would stunt my growth, so I didn’t smoke. Well, I am now a fully grown 5′6″ (on a good day) adult. Where is all the non-smoker height I was promised? I want $3 million in Camel Cash as retribution.

By: Todd Essig

Todd Essig — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 15:52:50 +0000

No woman I’ve ever know has thought Irish Spring to be either manly nor likable — although hung from a stake in the garden it does deter deer.

By: Susan Toepfer

Susan Toepfer — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 15:31:07 +0000

#8 alone should net you a couple mill!

By: Lisa Takeuchi Cullen

Lisa Takeuchi Cullen — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 15:24:31 +0000

6. I once had a Coke and it did not make me smile.
7. The pause did not refresh.
8. I am somebody who doesn’t like Saralee.

By: Hilary Shenfeld

Hilary Shenfeld — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 14:59:14 +0000

I’m still waiting for Calgon to “take me away.” I mean, yes, I had a nice bath. But not the transcendent kind promised by the commercial.
Refund!