Get Gwyneth’s Body for Only $33 A Day!
DeNiro has his restaurants, Joan Rivers her jewelry, Britney her perfume, Brad Pitt his soap, P. Diddy his duds, Jay-Z his clubs…and now, Gwyneth Paltrow has her gym.
Already the subject of much raucous ribbing because of her blog, GOOP.com, in which she advises our recession-ravaged nation on designer trends, weight-shedding “cleanses” and the top European hot spots, the enterprising Iron Man star this week opens the Tracy Anderson Method Studio in lower Manhattan.
And why not? Paltrow has one of the world’s most amazing bodies–for which she credits her trainer, Tracy Anderson. “I really never thought that, at 36, after two children, I could look better than I ever had,” she told USA Today shortly after a Tonight appearance in which she instructed Conan O’Brien on how to build up his butt.
For that engagement, Paltrow herself was decked out in a microminidress crafted to showcase her curiously glowing–shall we say greasy?–legs. Indeed, the effect was so stunning, it provoked “legsandfeetman” to post a You Tube video, cleverly entitled, “Gwyneth Paltrow showing off her shiny smooth legs on Conan O’Brien Show.” Advised legsandfeetman, who is apparently an expert on such grab shots: “I was hoping she would crossed [sic] her legs but she didn’t.”
And now–those legs can be yours! Or rather, your legs can be like those. Paltrow, who is delightfully down-to-earth when discussing the domestic adventures of husband Chris Martin and kids Apple and Moses, plans to help Tracy Anderson “bring her method to more people.”
Unfortunately, the “more people” will have to be more rich people: The initiation fee at the Tracy Anderson Method Studio is $1500; monthly membership fees are $900.
And what perks do such fees purchase? Private readings of Shakespearean sonnets by the actress? Front row seats at Coldplay concerts? Cappuccino with Anderson’s other star client, the scarily sinewy Madonna?
Probably not, but you will get a customized workout that changes every 10 days.
And if you’re lucky, Gwyneth’s gams.