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Mar. 12 2010 - 8:39 am | 7,386 views | 0 recommendations | 3 comments

Tiger Woods get his own love doll

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As if times weren’t hard enough for poor, sex-scandalized Tiger Woods already, a new Tiger-themed product has hit the shelves, and it’s not a set of commemorative golf clubs. It’s the Tiger Woods sex doll that you’ve been waiting for. Or, then again, perhaps you have not been waiting for it.

Brought to you by the fine folks at the aptly-named Pipedream Products, the Take-Home Tiger Love Doll is sure to be a hit among those who love golf and aren’t ashamed to get it on with a mate who is made of plastic and would not do well if inappropriately punctured.

If you’re not familiar with Pipedream’s line of “adult” products, these are the same folks who brought you the Lovin’ Lamb Love Doll (the box reads “It’s lovin’ barnyard style!”), the Area 51 Love Doll, which has three boobs, and an entire line of celebrity sex dirigibles, including “JHo,” Beyonce, and Paris Hilton.

Take-Home Tiger claims to have “major wood,” is “always ready to play an extra hole or two!” and bills itself as “the #1 golf love doll,” which is probably true, seeing as there’s no John Daly doll on the market at this time.

Frankly, I am not entirely clear on the target demographic for the Tiger sex doll. People who love golf and inflatable dolls? People who want to pretend to get it on with Tiger Woods in the privacy of their own homes? People who think giving other people blow up dolls of Tiger Woods is funny? I am flummoxed.

Thankfully, if the Woods doll doesn’t do it for you, Pipedream also carries the Blow-Up Barack Presidential Love Doll, which promises to stimulate any package. I happen to own the Sarah Palin Love Doll. Perhaps Barry would complete my collection.

No word at this time as to whether or not Take-Home Tiger has completed his stint in sex rehab.


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    “Frankly, I am not entirely clear on the target demographic for the Tiger sex doll.”

    Obviously, this product is intended for the consolation of golf widows.

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