Improbable File: The Way That She Walks

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According to a study carried out in Belgium, it turns out you can tell whether a woman is vaginally orgasmic by… the way she walks:

AIM: The objective was to determine if appropriately trained sexologists could infer women’s history of vaginal orgasm from observing only their gait. … RESULTS: In the sample of healthy young Belgian women (half of whom were vaginally orgasmic), history of vaginal orgasm (triggered solely by penile-vaginal intercourse) was diagnosable at far better than chance level (81.25% correct, Fisher’s Exact Test P < 0.05) by appropriately trained sexologists. Clitoral orgasm history was unrelated to both ratings and to vaginal orgasm history. Exploratory analyses suggest that greater pelvic and vertebral rotation and stride length might be characteristic of the gait of women who have experienced vaginal orgasm. … CONCLUSIONS: The discerning observer may infer women’s experience of vaginal orgasm from a gait that comprises fluidity, energy, sensuality, freedom, and absence of both flaccid and locked muscles.

Crazy Belgian sexologists.

Something for guys to keep in mind as they observe women at the bar — so long as one happens to be an “appropriately trained sexologist.” [FACT: "Appropriately Trained Sexologist" would be a stupid an awesome t-shirt slogan, but and you'd sell a lot of them.]

HT: NCBI ROFL