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Jun. 18 2010 - 10:49 pm | 115 views | 1 recommendation | 3 comments

Fancy FBI degrees now available (while supplies last!)

Hello sad Facebook Patron: Would you like a B.A. in KICKING ASS? You would? Oh cool & what a huge coincidence because right now we’re offering “degrees to become Police, FBI, SWAT.” Not what you’re looking for? We also have degrees to become Fireman, AARP, NASCAR. Financial aid is totally available! Just imagine: You could “become FBI” in as little as 18 months! THAT’S SO SOON FROM NOW.

This is maybe worse than “Go to Grad School for Homeland Security!”


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    Since the university I was attending won’t allow me to go because I owe money to a bank, why should I respect the “degree” they are holding hostage?

    If it’s about the money, then I can pay for it without a moral dilemma.

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    Personally, I’m saving all my CoinStar funds so I can enroll at Norwich University, where I can specialize in conflict management, terrorism, and/or commerce.

    I know, I know — pre-law, pre-med, what’s the difference?

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