Woah, ‘The status update that got a highschool student REJECTED from Harvard’ is actually a big fat hoax!
Is this even worth typing words about? Probably not, but oh well:
Today’s hottest Internet Phenomenon is “The status update that got a highschool student REJECTED from Harvard!” and uh, like all things on the Internet it will download a whole bunch of tentacle porn right onto your desktop if you foolishly Agree to click on too many of its buttons:
Click on the image for a full-size peek!
Intriguing and mysterious! But what the heck, when you press the “Like” button you are redirected to 1,000 pop-up windows and then a Ukrainian cyber-terrorist takes control of your computer and plays Chatroulette with it or something?
Yes, unfortunately this so-called “status update” thingy is just another lonesome IQ-Test-Win-A-Free-iPad-What-Is-Your-Cellphone-Number?-Survey.
But then I did some research, because I am a journalist (haha) and so I am morally obligated to Google stuff. And thank goodness for ethical journalism, because it turns out there is an uncensored version of this high school moppet’s Status, and you can definitely see some nipple:
Which leaves us with one final last question: Real, Fake, or Do Not Care?
“Hahaha don’t worry bro.”
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Best use of “tentacle porn” outside an otaku website. Ever!
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The thing that got him bounced was, he failed to capitalize the H consistently. Harvard is totally tightass about that.
Also: tentacle porn? He can always get into Miscatonic.