Georgetown University hates condoms a lot, probably even more than Jesus does

Are you aware: Georgetown University is quite Catholic! Also, this means NO FREE CONDOM GIVEAWAYS because the Pope does not care for condoms (they give Benedict Junior nasty rashes).

Where’s the outrage? Oh here it is:

The Saturday afternoon protest near the university’s iconic front gates attracted about three dozen students, who chanted things such as, “We want condoms” and “Georgetown. Change. It’s not too late.”

Several people in a large group following a backwards-walking student tour guide shifted their attention from the history of the university to the chanting students. One man snapped a photo with his cell phone. Someone else walking through campus yelled, “Just go to CVS!”

via Georgetown’s lack of condoms | Jenna Johnson | Campus Overload | The Washington Post.

Screaming “Just go to CVS!” is the #1 best way to placate unruly students. Administrators take note.

Is Jesus at least down with dental dams?