With your fancy internet degree, you can help Janet Napolitano protect the HOMELAND!
What gives, America? Now I can’t even troll Facebook without the Heimatschutz-Ministerium hawking a DEGREE in HEIMAT SECURITY. What an opportunity! Just imagine: your Junior Year Abroad studying at Bagram!
YES YES YES YES YES! FUCK LIBERAL ARTS, FUCK IT ALL — LEARN ‘HOMELAND SECURITY.’
Clearly, this is the only way forward.
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Looks like a great way to waste money, burn through some laptops, and still end up as Paul Blart, Mall Cop. Good to note, though, that at least there’s a food court at the mall and no IEDs in the parking lot.
[...] This is maybe worse than “Go to Grad School for Homeland Security!” [...]