|Contributor since:||February 2009|
|Location:||New York, NY|
I picked up and left my home in Texas after 22 years to chase my dreams in the big city. After a year-long stint at a (now defunct) celebrity gossip Web site, I quickly discovered that said dreams consisted of lounging on my couch all day while watching people humiliate themselves on reality television. Sometimes I relocate to Starbucks — when I feel like I need some sort of actual human interaction — but mainly it's just me and the TV. Oh, and my cat. Join me, won't you?
I'm Known For...
Watching entirely too much reality TV and knowing a thing or two about celebrities.
My Current Project
True/Slant and MTV's Remote Control blog.
My Greatest Achievement
Leaving Texas for NYC all on my own.
My Biggest Regret
Not investing in a DVR sooner.
I Truly Respect
Anyone not jaded by the industry.
Moments I'd Like To Forget
Getting laid off on my birthday.
Things That Really Happened
Dakota Fanning called me "Whittle Little," thanks to a faulty press line name tag.
Because getting the chance to work alongside some of the most talented journalists in the industry while also having more creative freedom than I could ask for is truly a dream come true.
My Other Website
What I'm Currently Addicted To...
Reality TV, cupcakes and cat-related paraphernalia.
This Is Annoying Me...
People who walk at a glacial pace down New York City's sidewalks.
This Is Making Me Worry...
The number of diseases on Bret Michael's Rock of Love bus.
This Is Bringing Me Joy...
"That's what she said" jokes. They never get old.
This Is Helping Me Create...
The seemingly endless supply of Americans willing to humiliate themselves via national television.
My Secret Ambition
To be a backup dancer on Broadway.