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About Me

The first thing I looked at on the internet this morning was 50 Animals in Convincing Wigs; I'm part of the problem. I'm a 30 year-old woman, but I feel like a 16 year-old boy in many ways. I enjoy thinking and having sex, sometimes simultaneously. I am a writer in Austin, Texas.

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What I'm Currently Addicted To...

Junior Walker, Rimbaud, fresh avocados, swimming, basketball, old school cocktails, Still Life With Woodpecker...

This Is Annoying Me...

People who use the word "sheeple."

This Is Making Me Worry...

Why his semen smells like the lawn furniture section at the hardware store.

This Is Bringing Me Joy...

The comedy of simply living.

I'm Running From...


This Is Helping Me Create...

Stand-up comedy, low culture, high culture, curiosity...

This Is Making Me Think - Hard...

Mick Mars made a bit of a name for himself before joining Motley Crue. The only problem is, that name was Zorky Charlemagne.

This Makes My Teeth Itch

Oprah's "favorite things"

Can't Do Without

Laughter and a genuine appreciation for the absurd

Favorite Voices

William Kotzwinkle, James Joyce, H.L. Mencken, Lewis Lapham, Matt Taibbi, Robert Anton Wilson, Tom Robbins, David Foster Wallace, Seymour Hersh, Naomi Klein, Tina Fey, Bill Hicks, Mitch Hedburg, Richard Pryor, Steve Martin, Frank Zappa, Junior Walker, Kurt Vonnegut, Mark Twain, Chopin, Voltaire, Lewis Lapham...

My Most Awkward Moment

Accidentally pissing my pants while producing a live talk radio show.

My Secret Ambition

To write an in-depth analysis of Judge Judy as a cultural indicator.

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