Professional

I'm Known For...

Huffington Post comedy page, New Haven Register op-eds, McSweeney's, The Notebook Girls

My Current Project

I can't tell you, because then it won't happen. That is a real fact about how Earth works.

How I Pay For This Wardrobe

Tough Mudder

Things That Really Happened

I went to spinning class this morning.

Personal

What I'm Currently Addicted To...

White chocolate Reese's

This Is Annoying Me...

The Blind Side

This Is Making Me Worry...

The Blind Side

This Is Bringing Me Joy...

~The Blind Side

I'm Running From...

People who liked The Blind Side

Favorite Voices

My Scottish accent.

My Most Awkward Moment

The first day of English class senior year in high school when I came in late and sat on a broken chair and fell over.