Q&A

What I'm Currently Addicted To...

My wife's tandoori chicken pizza. It's a Schedule II controlled substance.

This Is Annoying Me...

People who complain about how tough things are. Most of them aren't even in the same zip code as trouble.

This Is Making Me Worry...

What, me worry?

This Is Bringing Me Joy...

The usual suspects: family, friends, single-malt Scotch.

I'm Running From...

the realization that each of my five kids will, at some point, have good reason to say, "Dad, just shut up." And I will.

This Is Helping Me Create...

the impending demise of the newspaper industry and the necessary adapt-or-die mindset all journalists should have...if they intend to continue being journalists.

This Is Making Me Think - Hard...

the impending demise of the newspaper industry and the...you know.

This Makes My Teeth Itch

Eating poison ivy? (I got nuthin')

Can't Do Without

My MacBook Pro. I'm a reluctant Apple fanboi who used to scoff at the Kool-Aid drinkers.

Favorite Voices

My kids' laughter

My Most Awkward Moment

Too many to recount, and none of the participants have signed the necessary releases.

My Secret Ambition

To be ruler of a remote island nation.

I'm Known For...

Smart, snarky takes on everyday life.

Where I'd Like To Be 10 Years From Now

Upright and bipedal, baby. That's all we can ever ask for.