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Contributor since:March 2009
Location:New York, NY

About Me

I'm a writer in New York. I've worked on a bunch of tv shows you've probably never heard of and one or two you might have.

 

Professional

I'm Known For...

Puns. So many puns.

Personal

What I'm Currently Addicted To...

Frosted Shredded Wheat with grass few milk, the new Morrissey album, Lost, Ambien.

This Is Annoying Me...

I can't think of anything that's annoying me! But I will let you know when I can!

This Is Making Me Worry...

The Braves gave up an eigth run lead today. Yikes!

This Is Bringing Me Joy...

Baseball season is back, Barack Obama is in the White House, and I had a delicious fisherman's bisque for dinner.

I'm Running From...

A cyborg sent back through time to kill me before I lead rebel forces against Skynet.

This Is Helping Me Create...

A way to fight back against the cyborg.

This Makes My Teeth Itch

The sound of cotton being pulled out of an aspirin bottle. Eek.

Can't Do Without

Oxygen

Favorite Voices

My girlfriend and family. And Morrissey.

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