Professional

I'm Known For...

not following recipes.

My Current Project

is a screenplay based on a true story.

My Greatest Achievement

is a rearning Engrish.

My Biggest Regret

is cheerleading instead of studying.

I Truly Respect

your boundaries. I do.

Moments I'd Like To Forget

Among them: interviewing the famously buxom Kano sisters in a stuffy Tokyo restaurant as the towers fell on 9/11.

How I Pay For This Wardrobe

I steal.

Blocks I've Been Around

A, B, C

Things That Really Happened

My childhood house was shot at by yakuza, then later by ill-trained Japanese cops.

Where I'd Like To Be 10 Years From Now

New Jersey

Why True/Slant

Because apparently I can not keep my damn thoughts to my damn self.

My Other Website

www.lisacullen.com

Personal

What I'm Currently Addicted To...

"The Good Wife." Ignore the yick factor and just embrace.

This Is Annoying Me...

kindergarten parents.

This Is Making Me Worry...

my as-yet-unproven ability to write anything other than articles for TIME magazine.

This Is Bringing Me Joy...

my home office.

I'm Running From...

a real job. Forever, I hope.

This Is Helping Me Create...

reasons to remain unemployed.

This Is Making Me Think - Hard...

why Elmo refers to himself in the third person.

This Makes My Teeth Itch

going more than two hours without brushing.

Can't Do Without

reality shows.

Favorite Voices

my one-year-old's laugh. Seriously, it's funny.

My Most Awkward Moment

Every meeting I've ever attended where I opened my mouth.

My Secret Ambition

is learning to filet a fish. It's in my Five-Year Plan.