Professional

My Other Website

http://twitter.com/johnsellers

Personal

What I'm Currently Addicted To...

Unbelievably, "Housecat Housecall" on Animal Planet.

This Is Annoying Me...

Couples who sit on the same side of the booth when dining alone together.

This Is Making Me Worry...

David Rees's answers to this questionnaire are funnier than mine will ever be.

This Is Helping Me Create...

Whenever I think I'm not funny, I read the following installment of The Family Circus and realize it could be worse.

Mom, pointing to the letter U in a spelling book: "And this is U."

Jeffy, pointing at himself: "Me?"

This Is Making Me Think - Hard...

This question answers itself.

Can't Do Without

Funyuns.

Favorite Voices

Guided By Voices.

My Most Awkward Moment

Any photograph that has ever been taken of me.

My Secret Ambition

To win.