|Contributor since:||June 2009|
I'm the author of the memoir "Perfect From Now On: How Indie Rock Saved My Life" and a long-time contributor to Spin and GQ. http://twitter.com/johnsellers
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What I'm Currently Addicted To...
Unbelievably, "Housecat Housecall" on Animal Planet.
This Is Annoying Me...
Couples who sit on the same side of the booth when dining alone together.
This Is Making Me Worry...
David Rees's answers to this questionnaire are funnier than mine will ever be.
This Is Helping Me Create...
Whenever I think I'm not funny, I read the following installment of The Family Circus and realize it could be worse.
Mom, pointing to the letter U in a spelling book: "And this is U."
Jeffy, pointing at himself: "Me?"
This Is Making Me Think - Hard...
This question answers itself.
Can't Do Without
Guided By Voices.
My Most Awkward Moment
Any photograph that has ever been taken of me.
My Secret Ambition