Q&A

What I'm Currently Addicted To...

Television news. At least it makes my workouts more intense. It's probably taking months off my lifespan.

This Is Annoying Me...

I'm disturbed by the idea that people drive past several public libraries every day but would rather get their news from a histrionic ex-drug addict who beats his kids.

This Is Making Me Worry...

Lots of my friends are losing their first jobs.

This Is Bringing Me Joy...

I'm getting back into shape.

I'm Running From...

My business degree.

This Is Helping Me Create...

Practice.

This Is Making Me Think - Hard...

HA!

This Makes My Teeth Itch

Crystal meth?

Can't Do Without

A gas stove.

Favorite Voices

Tricky, Nick Cave, DMX.

My Most Awkward Moment

Getting fired from my first job. I should have had a prank prepared. Instead I just have notes I can refer to in case either of my old bosses runs for office.

My Secret Ambition

To bring down a corrupt politician and make money while doing it.

I'm Known For...

Drinking a lot of coffee

My Current Project

Finish school and get full time job.

My Greatest Achievement

Getting a job with a startup without graduating college. It's also my greatest shame.

My Biggest Regret

My business degree.

I Truly Respect

Stray dogs and comic book writer Warren Ellis, who happens to hate dogs.

Moments I'd Like To Forget

My old business partner had a psychotic breakdown and threatened me and my dog with a knife.

How I Pay For This Wardrobe

With meager wages.

Blocks I've Been Around

Not many, sadly. I'm not that adventurous.

Things That Really Happened

The moon landing. Al Qaeda plotting and carrying out 9/11.

Where I'd Like To Be 10 Years From Now

In Houston threatening politicians.

Why True/Slant

Because it looks fun and participatory.