Q&A

What I'm Currently Addicted To...

Cheesy Jesus movies and Spanish-dubbed Chinese martial arts movies

This Is Annoying Me...

Pat Buchanan's screechy voice.

This Is Making Me Worry...

Nothing. My meds are fine-tuned.

This Is Bringing Me Joy...

The local access channel keeps replaying last spring's middle-school band concert. It is so wonderfully awful that I cry tears of joy.

I'm Running From...

A really bad experience I had on the first day of first grade.

This Is Helping Me Create...

A pint of Ben & Jerry's and a pot of coffee.

This Is Making Me Think - Hard...

Whether evil bastards actually know what evil bastards they are.

This Makes My Teeth Itch

Crest Pro-Health toothpaste. Seriously.

Can't Do Without

Caffeine.

Favorite Voices

Edward Everett Horton

My Most Awkward Moment

An unfortunate misunderstanding concerning the buttons in an elevator at the Metropolitan Museum of Art.

My Secret Ambition

None. I'm not an ambitious person.

I'm Known For...

Not a damn thing, really.