Professional

I'm Known For...

Iconoclasm, puns

My Current Project

Whatever allows me to work for and with people I enjoy and respect.

My Greatest Achievement

Staying out of prison

My Biggest Regret

Answering these questions (again-just kidding. Maybe)

I Truly Respect

I'm thinking, I'm THINKING!!

Moments I'd Like To Forget

I forget

How I Pay For This Wardrobe

Request change for a dollar

Things That Really Happened

What I sometimes reported

Where I'd Like To Be 10 Years From Now

Playing major league baseball

Why True/Slant

It beats UNTrue/Slant. Now doesn't it?

Personal

What I'm Currently Addicted To...

Just about anything I'm not supposed to have

This Is Annoying Me...

THIS is annoying me (just kidding) (or am I?)

This Is Making Me Worry...

That you're reading this

This Is Bringing Me Joy...

Wife Linda, daughter Jessica, my puppy, Mingus and as you might guess, Jazz

I'm Running From...

Boredom. Always. Give me instant gratification every time.

This Is Helping Me Create...

What's this word "create"?

This Is Making Me Think - Hard...

I try to avoid thinking

This Makes My Teeth Itch

Eating poison ivy

Can't Do Without

Sarcasm

My Most Awkward Moment

My every moment

My Secret Ambition

To not be found out