About Me

In Illinois, I was conceived by a clown and a community organizer behind an altar. In the Lutheran Church - Missouri Synod (LCMS), I was a pastor’s kid. In Sweden, I would have probably been the lead singer of a black metal band. In Texas, I accidentally became a journalist near where a certain president spent his summer vacations. In True/Slant, I’m a satirist. In life, I call it "life," not "lifestyle." In reality, I like you.

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