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		<title>Glenn Greenwald Tired Of Being Talking Donkey</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Apr 2010 03:33:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nathan Diebenow</dc:creator>
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Dear God,
If I had hands, I’d be strangling you right now. These hooves are getting old. Old. Old. Old. Old. Old. Old. Old. Old. Old. Old. They’re useless. Have you ever tried typing on a computer keyboard with a pair? Thank you for the handy typing assistant angel you sent me, sure, but no thank [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Van Jones Sore Over Botched Steele Deal</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Apr 2010 03:05:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nathan Diebenow</dc:creator>
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Dear God,
Michael Steele owes me! Big time! He promised me a deal, and he has to deliver. We were going to work together, or I thought so. I guess I was too anxious to consider the consequences of working with MICHAEL STEELE!!! I should have known better. But Steele still owes me! He owes me [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bill Hicks Grows Beyond Earthly Legacy</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Apr 2010 00:25:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nathan Diebenow</dc:creator>
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Dear God,
I can honestly say that I’m truly at peace. I never would have imagined that I would ever be this ONE with the universe. But there is no need to imagine anymore. I should have died years ago! I’m 1,000-percent “pro-death” now. Sold! Death has opened my mind up to infinite possibilities. But I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cindy Sheehan Goes To Hell, Visits Obama’s Mother</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Apr 2010 02:29:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nathan Diebenow</dc:creator>
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Dear God,
Usually, when I write you, I bitch, I complain, I whine, I nag, I ask you sarcastic rhetorical questions, and then I mock your existence &#8211; sometimes in the same note. Sometimes, when I write you, I figure that you’re not listening to me, and then I cry after hitting “Send.” Other times, I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Matt Taibbi Tempted To Leak Catholics&#8217; Fuel Secret</title>
		<link>http://trueslant.com/nathandiebenow/2010/03/28/matt-taibbi-tempted-to-leak-catholics-fuel-secret/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Mar 2010 03:26:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nathan Diebenow</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear God,
I feel sort of conflicted about publishing my “The Catholic Church is a Criminal Enterprise” piece on True/Slant the other day. Still, every time I feel the mustard bottle in my pocket, I&#8217;m reminded that there are some things that should be kept secret. Not much. Just a few. This one secret certainly is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Molly Ivins Advocates For Paid Vacations Over Reincarnation</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Mar 2010 18:13:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nathan Diebenow</dc:creator>
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Dear God,
I know that I live next door to you, and we get drunk together every Sunday morning, but I thought it would be nice to slip you a letter anyway. It’s good to change things up some, and besides, it’s time for me to take a stab at writing again. So far, it’s been [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jim Hightower To Unveil ‘Cloned Dog Democrats’</title>
		<link>http://trueslant.com/nathandiebenow/2010/03/12/jim-hightower-to-unveil-%e2%80%98cloned-dog-democrats%e2%80%99/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 15:28:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nathan Diebenow</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear God,
If you’re reading this, it’s already been done. I have done the unthinkable. I have played you, God. This goes against everything I stand for, but it must be done. Some will say that I am insane. Others will congratulate me as a hero. I hope that in the end, I have served not [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dean ‘The Invisible Economist’ Baker Kidnaps Alan Greenspan</title>
		<link>http://trueslant.com/nathandiebenow/2010/03/10/dean-%e2%80%98the-invisible-economist%e2%80%99-baker-kidnaps-alan-greenspan/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 21:44:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nathan Diebenow</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear God,
It hasn’t been a dream. I thought it was a nightmare. But it’s definitely neither. Waking up in Ann Arbor last Friday morning, it was like my eyes were stuck open no matter how hard I tried to close them. Well, they still sort of stuck since my eyelids are transparent, like in the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Paul Krugman Okay With Eternal ‘Hellcare’ Afterlife</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Feb 2010 22:35:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nathan Diebenow</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear G-d,
I’m writing you directly in complaint of a certified letter I received from one of your holy angels yesterday. It says here that I’m doomed to an eternity of having the skin of my anus repeatedly licked off by 10 Taylor Swifts because I have failed to strongly champion a single-payer healthcare finance system [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Nate Silver Laments Job Pimping Animal Escorts</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Feb 2010 17:45:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nathan Diebenow</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear God,
This economy sucks. Make it un-suck ASAP. Please. I hate my new job. The animals are cool, I guess. Wait. No, they suck, too, but it is interesting how they interact with the politicians based on the level of their education and neighborhood’s design. I can’t say that I don’t do a good job [...]]]></description>
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