I had to make this while it’s still funny and timely. They got firecrackers and shit!
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Oysters. Bone Marrow. Spanish hams. Fish tacos. Shanghai soup dumplings. Sea urchin. Summer tomatoes still warm from the sun. There, my favorite foods are out of the way. To cut to the chase, food is in my genes. My father, grandfather and great grandfather were butchers. I've cooked for fun and pay since I can remember, helping out at my dad's catering company/butcher shop and eventually the catering wing of Zagat's highest-rated restaurant in the country (you've never heard of it). Why am I not a chef or caterer? I'm just too much of a pansy. I didn't want the hours/heat/instability to ruin my love for cooking, so now it's pure recreation. Since ditching the chef idea, I've written for many major news networks and magazines, spanning everything from a blood-soaked Marine invasion into Fallujah to Britney Spears' underwear (lack of, actually) to properly sourcing pork. I hope to share the deliciousness of life with you. Also, pancakes suck.
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I guess this means he goes on Leno next week and atones?
He shouldn’t apologize. He is correct this time as well. Chinese New Year > Rosh Hashanah… I can make that statement because I’m Jewish.
In response to another comment. See in context »Fess up, Hess: It’s not that you like Chinese New Year so much, you are just easily amused by dragons and comically-long strings of red firecrackers.
In response to another comment. See in context »No, I just love soup dumplings and pork buns
In response to another comment. See in context »If he goes on Leno again it’ll only be to say Conan’s the funniest talk show host ever.
LMAO
Outstanding
you should do a whole series of these…
Andy –
The inspiration came from the trend going around. Check ‘em out here: http://kanyegate.tumblr.com/
In response to another comment. See in context »those were good, inventive (especially the harry potter one), but yours is still the reigning champ. i’m still laughing at that.
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