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Jul. 16 2010 - 12:09 am | 4,571 views | 1 recommendation | 10 comments

My Dinner (and Drinks) with Christopher (Hitchens that is)

The conjunction of reading Christopher Hitchens’ new memoir, Hitch 22, and the news of his treatment for esophageal cancer, reminded me that I should share my (admittedly limited) experiences of dining (and drinking) with one of the greatest literary masters and creative thinkers of our age.

First, I’m half way through listening to the unabridged audio book of Hitch 22, which I wholeheartedly recommend because Christopher reads it himself in that inimitable classically-educated British accent with his style of flowing quiet narrative punctuated with occasional bursts of accented emphasis. In other words, Hitchens sort of mumbles modestly along, then suddenly his voice rises into crystal clarity when he wants you to get the point hard and fast. Hitch 22 is a literary masterpiece, an absolute joy to listen to. I’ll leave it to his literary/politico peers to critique the ideas within (see, for example, the latest issue of The New York Review of Books with Ian Buruma’s review, as well as David Horowitz’s insightful analysis of Hitchens’ evolving political beliefs.

Although I’m a self-professed libertarian (fiscally conservative and socially liberal), I’m really not much of a politico or social commentator, especially when it comes to foreign affairs, about which I am woefully ignorant compared to Hitchens’ vast database he has accumulated throughout his many travels abroad. So I’m just enjoying the ride listening to Christopher’s many amusing stories. (One funny anecdote is when Hitchens explained that in an early writing job for a publication, his editor said something to him that, as he explained it, made it simply impossible for him to continue employment there. It turned out that the editor told him “you’re fired.”)

My intersection with Hitchens is through our mutual concern about the influence of religion on science. Hitchens, of course, has many other worries about the effects of religious beliefs on political, economic, and social conditions around the world (particularly the Middle East), but he was kind and generous enough to provide a back-jacket blurb for my book, Why Darwin Matters, and noted in his letter to me that contained said blurb that he had found a couple of minor errors in the book, adding parenthetically (in case I missed it) that this meant that he did, indeed, actually read the book. (In the book publishing business it is common practice for authors who are friends and colleagues to blurb each other’s books, and sometimes I suspect this means that the blurb was generated based on a cursory scan of the manuscript. To his credit and energy—considering how many blurb requests he must receive—Christopher really did read the entire manuscript.

I first met Christopher in Hollywood in 1997 at a preview showing of the film FairyTale: A True Story, starring Harvey Keitel as Harry Houdini and Peter O’Toole as Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, which recounted the story of the two giants’ intersection over the fake fairy photographs that Doyle fell for and Houdini did not. Hitch and I had dinner (well lubricated with adult beverages) before the preview, and although I was a bit distressed at the ending of the film that implied that fairies may actually be real (after showing that Doyle was duped), I rather enjoyed the film. Christopher’s review in Vanity Fair, which included a thoughtful and much appreciated endorsement of the Skeptics Society and Skeptic magazine, was much deeper and more insightful than anything I thought of during the viewing. Even though I’m a professional skeptic, for some reason when I watch a film I willing suspend disbelief in order to enjoy the process, and this sometimes interferes with my critical thought processes.

A decade later, in 2007, as I was meandering through the sensory overloaded Las Vegas airport on my way to The Amazing Meeting 5 and Freedom Fest, both conferences at which Hitchens and I were speaking, we encountered each other in search of our respective limo drivers, so we ended up sharing a ride to the hotel. Checking in early (it was around 11:00 am) our rooms were not yet ready, so Hitch suggested that we put the time to good use at the bar. Before. Noon. So there we were, my nursing a Corona with lime for as long as I could socially get away with it while Hitchens ordered a Johnny Walker Black, a red wine, and a bottle of water to mix with JWB in what appeared to be a well-choreographed routine. A couple of rounds later Hitch seemed completely unfazed, while my empty-stomach imbibing on that single beer left me feeling less than adequate to keep up with the conversation. (Hey, when you drink with a professional come prepared. I didn’t have the training miles I’m afraid.) When the bill came I had the singular honor of buying Christopher Hitchens’ drinks because (1) his wallet was in his baggage with the bellman, and (2) the room keys were not yet activated to put it on his room. I didn’t mind a bit—blurb reciprocity an all that, you know.

After hammering down two rounds of the Hitch Mix, Christopher was nearly (but not quite) ready for his noon-time luncheon speech, so he ordered a third round to go. At the podium where Hitch stood, before him were a glass of whiskey, a red wine, and a bottle of water. (Just as we cyclists always ride with water bottles filled with fluid replacement drinks, Christopher apparently never speaks without his Hitch Mix to top off his energy needs.) I can’t for the life of me remember what his speech was about (politics I’m sure) but I recall that Hitchens was extemporaneous, clever, and worldly.

That night the host of Freedom Fest, Mark Skousen, invited Christopher and myself to join a group of Big Thinkers at an exclusive (and quite expensive I’m sure) dinner at one of the posher restaurants in Las Vegas (no prices on the menu is all you need to know). Even though everyone at the table was someone of some import and standing, it was clear throughout the evening that Hitch was Sol and we were his orbiting planets gathering up the warmth of his verbal rays. He told stories—lots and lots of stories—about his travels, his encounters with names we would all surely know, and especially about his ideological battles with this and that ideologue. Other people’s comments were, for the most part, stimulants for another Hitch story. I can see why some people might find that this rubs them the wrong way, but for some reason—at least for me—that was how it should have been. If you invite Christopher Hitchens to your dinner, expect to be entertained, and the more the waiter poured expensive wine, the more histrionic Hitchens became, until four hours and who-knows-how-many-drinks later I detected a slight slowing of his verbal and cognitive skills…so there are limits after all.

The next time I saw Hitch was at a party in Washington D.C., when I was touring for the release of my book, The Mind of the Market. Reason magazine kindly arranged for a book party at a bar and restaurant that was so crowded and so loud that it was physically uncomfortable. After an obligatory drink and a few stories to entertain the troops, Hitchens leaned in and said “Michael, why don’t we retire to a restaurant down the street where they know me?” Exiting the cacophony, we walked a few blocks to what turned out to be one of Hitches’s regular haunts. “The usual place, Mr. Hitchens?” the maitre’d inquired. We were escorted to a quite corner of the restaurant, where Hitch positioned himself to be able to scan the room, and soon we were joined by his wife and an occasional passerby who recognized him and dropped in for a story (and drink) or two.

Shortly after the waiter took our drink orders (“the usual?” was all Hitch needed to hear, to which he nodded affirmatively), the Hitch Mix was on the table, followed by a fabulous dinner and, of course, lots of stories, none of which were repeated from my previous dinner (at least that I could remember—I too imbibed). After a couple hours at the restaurant, Hitch invited me to his home not far from the restaurant, where I was treated to a visual delight: mountains of books, oceans of books, a sea of books—pick your geographical metaphor. As the recipient myself of bound galleys and newly published volumes sent to Skeptic magazine for review, I know how quickly a mass accumulates on my desk that then migrates to the floor and eventually peaks above the desk again. But these are just science books. As a literary polymath Hitch receives books for review from virtually every category in the Dewey Decimal System. And he actually seems to read the books he reviews.

But the library is not where we adjourned for the evening. It wasn’t long before I found myself at a rectangular table in the dining room chockablock full of whiskey bottles from around the world. I’m not a whiskey connoisseur so I couldn’t tell you the brand names, but even a teetotaler like me could tell from the labels and bottle designs that here was a collection of the very best whiskeys that money can buy from all over the world, and I suspect that Hitch didn’t have to buy many of them, since such gifts seem to naturally flow his way. So I sampled and sipped and sauced my way into a late-night bliss that I paid for dearly the next day. I think I had an interview for an early morning television show, but I honestly don’t remember because I barely recall even having a next day.

Was it worth it? I once had an opportunity to ride my bike 50 miles on a fundraising event next to the great Belgian champion Eddy Merckx, considered the greatest cyclist of all time. I was so nervous about crashing and taking him down that I just concentrated on the bumper in front of us that we were drafting behind at 30 miles per hour. But just the experience of riding side by side with one of the greatest athletes to ever grace the planet was enough for me. That’s how I felt drinking and dining and delighting in the presence of Christopher Hitchens.


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    I was going to remark on the absurdity of CH being called a literary lion–a popular journalist is more like it–but then…

    After I finished reading the piece, keeping in mind that CH has just been diagnosed with esophageal cancer, I was, well, disturbed? shocked? saddened? at the way in which MS takes great joy in describing CH’s drinking. Alcohol is a risk factor in the disease. Put the two together–the diagnosis and the amusement and even admiration MS shows for the boozing–and I sense a disconnect. Since I realize that MS admires CH, I must assume he does not connect the alcohol with the disease. Perhaps he knows that CH has other, more prominent risk factors?

    I had a nephew die of the disease a few years ago. I would not wish this on anyone, let alone a writer whose work I do not admire very much. Michael, what were you thinking??

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      Hitchens loves to drink. Somehow, I doubt he’s suddenly wished he had always been a teetotaler. I also doubt that he would object to Shermer’s ‘glamorization’ of his drinking. In other words, get over it.

      In response to another comment. See in context »
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      Acetaldehyde is what makes drinking a risk factor for cancer. Alcohol is metabolized into acetaldehyde in the liver, which a cursory examination of human anatomy will show you is far beyond the esophagus.

      While epidemiologists have claimed a “correlation” between drinking and esophageal cancer (especially in Asians, who tend to be deficient in the enzyme aldehyde dehydrogenase), there’s no known biological mechanism by which they could be linked, and its often forgotten that correlation is not the same thing as causation. Coincidence is a type of correlation, for example.

      “Risk factor” does not mean “causative agent”.

      The loss of your nephew doesn’t make the consumption of alcohol evil, and it doesn’t make Hitchens’ drinking wrong. He’s a big boy and can decide for himself what to drink. Presumably your nephew also was.

      In response to another comment. See in context »
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    @TH–get over what? Dismay at the ordeal which anyone with esophageal cancer faces? You can’t possibly be serious, making this into a discussion of drinking per se.

    Frankly, CH means nothing to me, and he is perfectly free to drink all he needs. No one doubts that he loves to drink. But for a friend to look back fondly on this behavior, after such a diagnosis–now that is surreal.

    Your gang might be brights, but that persistent head/heart dichotomy from the middle ages still has relevance. Dim bulbs.

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    Mr. Shermer –Good article, only one typo: I think you meant to write that the restaurant was ‘quiet’, and not ‘quite’ ( or perhaps it was ‘quite dark’?). Otherwise, a lovely, colorful piece on Hitchens. — Shaun C.

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    Rescuing the world from irrationality. While sloshed.

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    Part Two:

    How bright I am!! (Hiccup)

    How bright I am!! (Hiccup)

    Nobody knowsh…. (Hiccup)

    How bright I am!! (Clunk)

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    As an admirer of Hitchens for a long time I do not agree with all his opinions (maybe even not most of them) but I so love how he zings the falsehoods and inconsistencies of conventional political wisdom. Hitchens is the most intellectually honest writer I know of. Meanwhile I had no idea Shermer, whom I have also followed in Skeptical Inquirer and Scientific American, was a Hitchens friend. Like Shermer I am libertarian (and cyclist… co-dependent variables?) and thus would not think Hitchens — Trotskyite, International Socialist, etc. — would get along with either of us but perhaps both philosophical bents have a sense of egality in common. “Hitch22″ leaves no doubt that while Hitchens may lean socialist and leftist, when the heavy-handed Communists and “New Left” American and English ideologues demand conformity, he is the first to rebel. Personally I disagree with both Hitchens and Shermer about God — “There is more in heaven and earth, Horatio, than is dreamt of in your philosophy…”– but I do agree about the ill-effects of organized religion. Anyway, thank you, Dr. Shermer, for your interesting remembrances of times with Mr. Hitchens. And may Hitch recover from his bout with cancer. (I’ll say the prayer off-stage.)

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    Johnnie. Johnnie Walker Black. Not Johnny. Which is whisky. Not whiskey.

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    So what is the restaurant? C’mon, Mike we want to know.

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    Dr. Shermer is the Founding Publisher of Skeptic magazine and editor of Skeptic.com, a monthly columnist for Scientific American, and an Adjunct Professor at Claremont Graduate University. His latest book is The Mind of the Market, on evolutionary economics. His last book was Why Darwin Matters: Evolution and the Case Against Intelligent Design, and he is also the author of The Science of Good and Evil and of Why People Believe Weird Things. He received his B.A. in psychology from Pepperdine University, M.A. in experimental psychology from California State University, Fullerton, and his Ph.D. in the history of science from Claremont Graduate University (1991). He was a college professor for 20 years, and since his creation of Skeptic magazine he has appeared on such shows as The Colbert Report, 20/20, Dateline, Charlie Rose, and Larry King Live (but, proudly, never Jerry Springer!).

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