National ‘Everybody Draw Mohammed’ Day
A Seattle cartoonist has declared May 20th as Everybody Draw Mohammed Day. Cartoonist Molly Norris is asking everyone to submit to Islam…I mean submit cartoons of any religious figure at all to Citizens Against Citizens Against Humor (CACAH).
Ms. Norris is dedicating the day to South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone, who were threatened for attempting to show Mohammed in an episode that the Comedy Channel chose to censor. To incite the creative jihadist in all of us, Ms. Norris has helpfully drawn a cartoon of various depictions of the Prophet Mohammed (peace be upon him). Mohammed is portrayed as a coffee cup, a domino, a spool of thread, etc. Personally, if I were the type to behead blaspheming infidels, I would be more offended by the scene of Mohammed in a bear suit that Comedy Central censored from South Park.
Previously, your fearless Uncommon Defense correspondent risked the connective tissue between his head and shoulders by comparing the Prophet Mohammed to a pomegranate, which seemed like an appropriate Biblical fruit. Well, I actually specified he wasn’t a pomegranate, but reading comprehension is not a jihadi strong point.