Iraq: A joke about Angelina Jolie and U.S. foreign policy
So here’s one an Iraqi friend told me the other day.
President Bush decides to brief President Obama on his plan to start World War III.
Bush: Barack, the plan calls for killing 140 million Muslims and Angelina Jolie.
Obama: Hmmm, I don’t know if Americans will go for it.
Bush tells Obama he should do an interview with a journalist to test the idea out. They invite a journalist to the Oval Office.
Obama: I have a plan to start World War III. We’re going to kill 140 million Muslims and Angelina Jolie.
Journalist: What!?!? Why are you going to kill Angelina Jolie?
Bush: See, I told you they wouldn’t care about the Muslims!
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“Each war, it is said, produces its own literary classics. All Quiet on the Western Front for WWI, Catch-22 for WWII, Dispatches for the Vietnam War. So where is the masterpiece from the current Iraq War? The outstanding book by Michael Hastings…is certainly a candidate.”
i am sure this joke will now be making the rounds on this continent (i’m going to help!). thanks for sharing.
LMAO. That is terrific! I’ll have to send it to a friend to brighten up his day.