Lohan Denies Vagina Kick
Michael Lohan is adamant that he never laid a single toe on his ex-fiancee’s no no special zone — claiming Erin Muller’s allegations that he abused her over a two year span is “patently untrue.”
via Celebrity Gossip | Entertainment News | Celebrity News | TMZ.com.
Just wanted to pass along the important news about Michael Lohan denying that he ever kicked Erin Muller int he vagina… actually I have no idea who either of these people are, and just needed a catchy way to announce that I’m going away for a few days and probably won’t be posting until Monday.
Happy holidays, everyone, and don’t get captured.
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FIRST (kick to the vagina)!!!1!
Have a good one, and thanks for all the great articles this year!!
Have a great time. Thank you for your hard work on our behalf. Thank you for making 2009 more bearable.
Wedding bells?
in re you’re going away. Not the kick.
In response to another comment. See in context »Thank GOD you printed that! Lohan is certainly no saint, but I was just certain that there was no way he could have done that. Thank you so much for helping to clear that up. I can end my year with peace of mind.
I like that… “no no special zone.”
Matt, enjoy. I second the thanks for looking out for our interests and telling it like it is. We need the Matt Taibbis and Bill Moyers.
Happy New Year Matt. Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do!
Lord loves a workin’ man. Don’t trust whitey. See a doctor and get rid of it.
happy new years, sir. you really kicked some ass this year.
Thank you Matt T for all the laughs, education and enlightenment over 2009. Looking forward to reading your stuff next year.
Happy New Year Matt, and thanks.
Your work is a kick in the private parts of the blind syphilitic elephant that is the national discourse, and thank god for that.
It’s great to be edified of events in a world who’s inconsequence is exceeded only by it’s inanity which is yet again surpassed by it’s uncanny ability to repeatedly re-recreate the narcissistic grief-aftermath of a high-school car wreck. You made my day Matt. You always do! Best to you and all here for the New Year.
damn – you made me look: (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Lohan)
Happy New Year!
Matt you dirtbag…you can’t desert the peons too. The banksters are in Argentina and Brazil waiting to return to their naked short selling and high frequency trading on Monday and you better be back to report on em….gl man
I don’t understand how you can leave when the Lohan-Muller matter is still so up in the air. Where’s your sense of journalism?
But still no one has the guts to note the suspicious absence of denials regarding the soon-to-be persistent “shagged by a rare parrot” rumors.
Developing…
For 2010 will you post somewhere how to properly pronounce your last name? Reporters and interviewers call you everything from TYE-BEE to TYE-EE-BEE to TAY-BEE to TAY-EE-BEE to MARK-AMES and I’m not sure which is the correct way to say it. I’ll hang up and listen.
While you are gone, might you please cook up some of that special Lynddie England stew? Mighty tasty!