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Apr. 14 2009 - 11:58 am | 4,118 views | 17 recommendations | 75 comments

The peasant mentality lives on in America

Glenn Beck's Christmas Road Show

It took a good long while for news of the Teabag movement to penetrate the periphery of my consciousness — I kept hearing things about it and dismissing them, sure that the whole business was some kind of joke. Like a Daily Show invention, say. It pains me to say this as an American, but we are the only people on earth dumb enough to use a nationwide campaign of “teabag parties” as a form of mass protest, in the middle of a real economic crisis.

What’s next? The Great Dirty Sanchez-In of 2010? A Million Man Felch? (Insert Rusty Trombone joke here).

This must be a terrible time to be a right-winger. A vicious paradox has been thrust upon the once-ascendant conservatives. On the one hand they are out of power, and so must necessarily rail against the Obama administration. On the other hand they have to vilify, as dangerous anticapitalist activity, the grass-roots protests against the Geithner bailouts and the excess of companies like AIG. That leaves them with no recourse but to dream up wholesale lunacies along the lines of Glenn Beck’s recent “Fascism With a Happy Face” rants, which link the protesting “populists” and the Obama adminstration somehow and imagine them as one single nefarious, connected, ongoing effort to install a totalitarian regime.

This is not a simple rhetorical accomplishment. It requires serious mental gymnastics to describe the Obama administration — particularly the Obama administration of recent weeks, which has given away billions to Wall Street and bent over backwards to avoid nationalization and pursue a policy that  preserves the private for-profit status of the bailed-out banks — as a militaristic dictatorship of anti-wealth, anti-private property forces. You have to somehow explain the Geithner/Paulson decisions to hand over trillions of taxpayer dollars to the rich bankers as the formal policy expression of progressive rage against the rich. Not easy. In order to pull off this argument, in fact, you have to grease the wheels with a lot of apocalyptic language and imagery, invoking as Beck did massive pictures of Stalin and Orwell and Mussolini (side by side with shots of Geithner, Obama and Bernanke), scenes of workers storming the Winter Palace interspersed with anti-AIG protests, etc. — and then maybe you have to add a crazy new twist, like switching from complaints of “socialism” to warnings of “fascism.” Rhetorically, this is the equivalent of trying to paint a picture by hurling huge handfuls of paint at the canvas. It’s desperate, last-ditch-ish behavior.

It’s been strange and kind of depressing to watch the conservative drift in this direction. In a way, actually, the Glenn Beck show has been drearily fascinating of late. It’s not often that we get to watch someone go insane on national television; trapped in an echo chamber of his own spiraling egomania, with apparently no one at his network willing to pull the plug and put him out of his misery, Beck has lately gone from being a mildly annoying media dingbat to a self-imagined messiah who looks like he’s shouldering more and more of the burdens of Christ with each passing day. And because he’s stepping into a vacuum of conservative leadership — there’s no one else out there who is offering real red meat to the winger crowd — he’s begun to attract not professional help but apostles, in the form of Chuck Norris (who believes we have to prepare for armed revolution and may prepare a run for “president of Texas”) and pinhead Midwestern congresswoman Michelle Bachmann, a woman who is looking more and more like George Foreman to Sarah Palin’s Joe Frazier in the Heavyweight Championship of Stupid. Down goes Frazier! Down goes Frazier!

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This new Holy Trinity of right-wing basket cases has been pushing all sorts of crazy hallucinations of late, from Bachmann warning that the Americorps program would eventually be turned into a regime of forced re-education for American youth, to Beck’s meanderings about Obama creating FEMA-run concentration camps to warehouse conservative dissidents, to Norris and Beck stirring up talk of secessionist movements. And a lot of people are having fun with this, because, well, it’s funny. It’s like a Farrelly Brothers version of right-wing political agitation. But it’s also kind of sad.

After all, the reason the winger crowd can’t find a way to be coherently angry right now is because this country has no healthy avenues for genuine populist outrage. It never has. The setup always goes the other way: when the excesses of business interests and their political proteges in Washington leave the regular guy broke and screwed, the response is always for the lower and middle classes to split down the middle and find reasons to get pissed off not at their greedy bosses but at each other. That’s why even people like Beck’s audience, who I’d wager are mostly lower-income people, can’t imagine themselves protesting against the Wall Street barons who in actuality are the ones who fucked them over. Beck pointedly compared the AIG protesters to Bolsheviks: “[The Communists] basically said ‘Eat the rich, they did this to you, get ‘em, kill ‘em!’” He then said the AIG and G20 protesters were identical: “It’s a different style, but the sentiments are exactly the same: Find ‘em, get ‘em, kill ‘em!’” Beck has an audience that’s been trained that the rich are not appropriate targets for anger, unless of course they’re Hollywood liberals, or George Soros, or in some other way linked to some acceptable class of villain, to liberals, immigrants, atheists, etc. — Ted Turner, say, married to Jane Fonda.

But actual rich people can’t ever be the target. It’s a classic peasant mentality: going into fits of groveling and bowing whenever the master’s carriage rides by, then fuming against the Turks in Crimea or the Jews in the Pale or whoever after spending fifteen hard hours in the fields. You know you’re a peasant when you worship the very people who are right now, this minute, conning you and taking your shit. Whatever the master does, you’re on board. When you get frisky, he sticks a big cross in the middle of your village, and you spend the rest of your life praying to it with big googly eyes. Or he puts out newspapers full of innuendo about this or that faraway group and you immediately salute and rush off to join the hate squad. A good peasant is loyal, simpleminded, and full of misdirected anger. And that’s what we’ve got now, a lot of misdirected anger searching around for a non-target to mis-punish… can’t be mad at AIG, can’t be mad at Citi or Goldman Sachs. The real villains have to be the anti-AIG protesters! After all, those people earned those bonuses! If ever there was a textbook case of peasant thinking, it’s struggling middle-class Americans burned up in defense of taxpayer-funded bonuses to millionaires. It’s really weird stuff. And bound to get weirder, I imagine, as this crisis gets worse and more complicated.


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  1. collapse expand

    Great column, funny and right on target. Thanks for my morning enlightenment for Saturday.

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    Tomasco

    This article is why conservatives are giving up on trying to make any sense out of what the liberals are doing. I’m not even bothering anymore. I’m just buying more guns and ammo to get ready for the coming war. Get ready fuckheads.

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      Phoenix Woman

      Shorter Tomasco: “I’m a peasant who worships the guys who are screwing me because I’m too chicken to stop them. Instead I’ll pick on somebody I think I can successfully beat up, like people Glenn Beck tells me are liberals.”

      In response to another comment. See in context »
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    Absolutely spot on, excellent writing.For a nation that prides itself on a revolutionary spirit we have become a rather docile crowd. Where are the fiery labor leaders, the crazed muckrakers, the outraged press, my god these days even the American Mafia is an embarrassment. My wife keeps telling me I shouldn’t be so upset about it. It’s actually frustration and a profound sadness at the state of this nation. I dream of tar and feathers and a sturdy rail. Perhaps there is nothing left, the turnip is bleeding. There is some irony in that the very crowd who preached against Communism is about to prove it can work.

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    Hale Comrade!

    The rye harvest flourishes. Ve vill have lot of potatoes this vinter.

    And, God Damn It!

    Doesn’t Glenn Beck look like a damned Russian mobster?

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    Now I really want to smack Paulson’s shiny head….

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    Until when are we going to accept Jewish or crypto Jews as mediators in every problem the Jews have with the rest of the human race. The first step in the direction of the solution is to use credible mediators. The UN demonstrated its incompetence in conflicts where the nuclear powers have a big stake, due both, to its shameful birth at the 1945 Yalta conference and the veto, a trump card utterly removing any sense of fairness. The Soviet Union demonstrated its inability to assert Palestinian rights and also his mud-feet as a world power much like USA, which is showing to the world a lamentable example of incompetence, lack of leadership, shameful bias and complicity with war crimes such as the recent Gaza holocaust in which an open city with no shelters and absolutely defenseless was bombed from the safety of the air using USA-UK weapons and phosphorous. It is time for true mediators to enter the frail in order to end the Jewish onslaught of the Palestinians with USA – UK’s complicity.

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    Can I have some MORE Lynddie England, please???

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    Peasants we are (it has taken me decades to recognize this fact) but to add to the confusion and frustration, many americans do not realize that they are. They are told and believe that they live in the best place in the world even when surrounded by evidence to the contrary – homeless people, people bankrupted by lack of healthcare, jobless people, people dying for lack of healthcare, children abused, women denigrated, and even brutalized, etc. The tea-baggers succeeded in preempting any chance of a timely, authentic protest or better yet revolution. “Preempt,” the buzz word, the best used trick of the corporate powers and their minions (like Beck) to twist the truth into travesty, throw it into the face of the sleeping dog (peasants -us) who mindlessly licks it off while dreaming on of coming out on top because he is loyal, hard-working, and (most of all) a positive thinker, an American. That’s peasant mentality at its most effective level.

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    “It requires serious mental gymnastics to describe the Obama administration — particularly the Obama administration of recent weeks, which has given away billions to Wall Street and bent over backwards to avoid nationalization and pursue a policy that preserves the private for-profit status of the bailed-out banks — as a militaristic dictatorship of anti-wealth, anti-private property forces. You have to somehow explain the Geithner/Paulson decisions to hand over trillions of taxpayer dollars to the rich bankers as the formal policy expression of progressive rage against the rich.”

    Matt – were you high when you wrote this?
    It requires “serious mental gymnastics” to describe an administration that steals OUR wealth and gives it to Wall St. crooks, as anti-private property?

    People with a clue (on the right or left) protest not JUST against .gov and not JUST against the banksters but against BOTH. Because it is obvious to anyone not watching American Idol, that they are in bed together teabagging one another.
    To suggest that people are protesting against the gubbermint while sucking up to their Wall St. masters is total BS.

    The one thing I agree with on is that Americans are dumb.

    Anyone who thinks there is a bit of difference between the Democrats and Republicans is a fool. The real fight is not left vs right, progressives vs conservatives, dems vs reps, the REAL fight is:

    The Oligarchy vs The People

    Wake the F up.

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