Are the BMW Bandits Radical Sarah Silverman Fans?

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I have no idea why this story is such big news around L.A., but the local media has taken to covering a team of thieves who make their livings stealing airbags and headlights from BMW’s. The media-branded “BMW Bandits” have hit at least 54 cars on the Westside. And to this I say GOOD!

Every time I see something about this story I’m reminded of Sarah Silverman’s hilarious song about Jewish people driving German cars.

“Jewish people driving German cars: it’s the opposite of FUBU.”

I’m holding out hope the BMW Bandits are angry Hebrew pranksters taking Silverman’s words to heart. This isn’t a criminal ring intent on selling parts on the black market. No, this is a group of identity driven Jewish nationalists trying to inspire a massive guilt trip amongst their brethren on the heavily Jewish Westside.

Well, probably not…But a leftist Jew can dream can’t I? I can dream that this is a harbinger of a return to Jewish radicalism — that the BMW Bandits are the beginning of a radical Jewish underground. No more sellout Neocons * cough* Bill Kristol *cough* Oh, what a lovely dream.