Last night I tweeted some fake Wikileaks leaks. Here's a summary:
BREAKING: Wikileaks to leak bad advice during a Public Service Announcement.
BREAKING: Wikileaks to leak the truth behind Santa in a special "Children's Edition."
BREAKING: Wikileaks to leak the end of the infamous "Man from Nantucket" riddle.
BREAKING: Wikileaks to leak tomorrow's soup du jour.
BREAKING: Wikileaks to leak the Salahi's "off the grid" FourSquare check-ins.
BREAKING: Wikileaks to leak slowly, drop by drop, on your forehead while you sleep.
BREAKING: Wikileaks to leak real-time whereabouts of former SNL cast members.
BREAKING: Wikileaks to leak the results of the Nightingale School student body president election.
BREAKING: Wikileaks to leak after patiently waiting in line during the seventh-inning stretch.
BREAKING: Wikileaks to leak detailed Gym, Tanning, Laundry regimen of the Jersey Shore cast.
BREAKING: Wikileaks to leak every Twitter direct message.
BREAKING: Wikileaks to leak those night vision pictures you took last night.
BREAKING: Wikileaks to leak BP's oil into the Gulf of Mexico.
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