It’s official: Sandra Bullock is single
In case any misty-eyed fans out there were still hoping for a touching reconciliation between Sandra Bullock, America’s Sweetheart and her tattoo-model-schtupping old man, allow me to destroy your dreams. It’s over.
In past ages we would have had to wait for the divorce decree, carefully-worded flack statement, or the inevitable poisoning trial, but thanks to contemporary relationship technology we no longer have any need to sit around wondering what’s going on with other people’s relationships.
We have Facebook. So does Sandra Bullock, and she knows how to use it.
See that tiny entry under “Information?” Let me blow that up for you; surely it must have blown up for her husband Jesse James:
Yep. Interested in Women or Men for Friendship, Dating, and/or A (presumably Bombshell-free) Relationship. Way to go, Jesse; that pain you feel has been shared by millions of anonymous dumpees all over the internet, only your wife has 4500 friends and you, apparently, are down to 50 or so.
(Update: The page has been taken offline now)
Stars: they’re just like us, especially when they’re vindictive. Play him off, Kate Miller-Heidke.
UPDATE: “Separated” on IMDB, but Bullock’s PR says the change wasn’t done by anyone working for her; however, the change had to be approved by an IMDB staffer, so presumably whoever it was passed muster with them as an authorized person.