Sandra Bullock blindsided? Team Sandy!
What is it about Sandra Bullock that has brought her to this pass?
Is it the Oscar Curse?
For those of you who tuned into this soap opera late:
- because an InTouch cover story has broken the allegation that her husband had an affair with a tattoo model while Sandy was out earning said Oscar on location. Unless, like, that’s just a coincidence and it’s because she’s having a bad hair day, but when has that ever stopped her?
Is it the old cliche about if he’ll cheat with you, he’ll cheat on you?
Is it Facebook’s fault?
Do the Razzie people have that much power?
Is it that God Hates Sandra Bullock?
Is it that God Hates cougars?
Because the truth is (no matter how they feel about Raymond) everybody loves Sandy.
Except maybe (apparently) God.
And that tawdry tat model that her husband is/was (allegedly) schtupping.
May I be the first to use this?
Thank you. This concludes the free verse section of today’s sermon.
Bonus section: How to have a marriage like Sandra Bullock and Jesse James: an instructional video.
The secret? Passion. The downfall? Not being terribly specific.
Marcia, Sandra Bullock on line one.