Keep in touch, okay?

-Lily Q

I know it’s just plastic, but somehow this feels wrong. [Copyranter]

“And with such an amazing field of vision, it makes being judgmental of people who aren’t as cool as you even easier.”

Make some noise if that minivan looks a little too familiar.

Not to sound like a prude or anything, but do these Baby Gap mannequins look just a little bit slutty? He’s popping, like, 20 collars and looking ready for date rape at a frat party and she’s practically hip thrusting at potential buyers. That, for the record, is what hookers do. I’ve read.

More vomit-inducing images after the jump. Enticing, right? [Homotography]

Yes, that is a navy and cream silk Valentino jacket with rosette detailing, thanks for asking. Know what’s beautiful about it? Everything. If you insist that I be more specific, here are the most glorious aspects of the thing: contrast hemming, the hand-stitched flowers and the fact that it would look great with my hair jeans, a pencil skirt or a sheath dress. Not sold yet? It’s on sale, so it’s basically like you’re saving money, right? A mere couple of months ago this baby would have set you back $4,780 on Net-A-Porter, now it’s going for $956 on TheOutnet, Ne-A-Porter’s sister site. Conveniently, there is a size 4 left and I am more than willing to take it off your hands if you order it and find that it doesn’t actually fit you. Just saying.

If only the at-home Minx-icure worked, like, at all.

Instead of the uber-sleek, kitschy-cool talons a real Minx manicure gives you, Sephora’s at-home version is essentially a wildly overpriced sheet of stickers that more or less conform to the shape of your nails. They’re awkward to put on, hard to shape without tearing and look/feel like stickers even after you’ve completed the ordeal of getting them Just Right. Save yourself the aggravation and impossible-to-get-rid-of air bubbles and just get a real manicure.

Your favorite mouth to mouth hero is back, in her undies and choking on a chocolate heart. Good thing her hot, semi-creepy man friend is around to thrust her back to health, right? [Super Sexy Abdominal Thrusts]

Someone realized that instructional videos are too boring, it seems. Did this teach you CPR or just make your pants a little too constricting? [Copyranter]