Marc Jacobs Makes Shoes For Child Hookers
When I was a kiddie, the cool seven year olds wore Gap jellies with a chunky heel. For added badassness, certain colors did, in fact, come in a sparkly variety. We wore the plastic-baking-in-sunlight blisters on our feet like badges of honor bestowed for putting in the time instead of pussying out with Tevas. Now, for only about $470 more than the heeled jelly sandals of yore, Marc Jacobs is offering a much sluttier, far more confused reincarnation. Complete withe velvet, a platform, pink plastic and the classy jelly faux basket weave we all remember, high class child hookers everywhere can stop searching for their new summer shoes.
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