For When You Want to Look Like Jersey Shore’s JWOWW…
Lindsay Lohan showed us that wearing acid wash jeans and too-small skirts is qualification enough to be a fashion designer, so why shouldn’t Jersey Shore’s most terrifyingly trashy cast member do it, too? She of the tramp stamp, skunk hair and general irrefutable tackiness is now designing what The Cut rather accurately deems “custom skank tops.” So pack your hair gel, spray tan and leopard thongs, bitches, we’re going to the shore.
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Looking forward to seeing the boob-tube tops and skank tanks in her summer collection.
Scary thought. Reminds me of the Heidiwood line from Heidi Montag, tiny, disposable clothing that is only wearable for girls with breast implants and a diet of nonfat lattes and carrots.