Salahis hope to sell Tiger Woods’ story after crashing his residence

White House dinner crashers Tareq and Michaele Salahi got into Tiger Woods’ Florida home yesterday and are now said to be shopping the golf superstar’s account of the mysterious traffic accident that has captivated the world.

“Tiger told them the whole story,” said a spokesman for the intrusive couple, who embarrassed the Secret Service by slipping into a White House dinner honoring Indian Prime Minister Manmohan Singh last week.

“Tareq and Michaele penetrated Tiger’s private security net and found the golf superstar in his living room, discussing his case with his lawyers, manager, agent and public-relations people.”

After shaking hands and posing for photos with Tiger and his wife, Elin, the Salahis sat down for a long chat with the couple, according to the Salahi spokesman. “Elin really let her hair down and got emotional,” he said. “Tiger was a little withholding at first but then gave his side of the story.”

Woods caused a media sensation Friday when he was briefly hospitalized after his Cadillac Escalade struck a fire hydrant near his home and he ended up on the ground unconscious with facial injuries.  Speculation about an alleged tryst with another woman and domestic violence followed. Woods then canceled three meetings with the Florida Highway Patrol and said the accident was a personal matter for which he took sole responsibility.

A Florida Highway Patrol official, Col. Hampton Rogers, said law-enforcement investigators would be interested in buying the Salahis’ account of the accident but “I doubt if we can outbid the National Enquirer.”

Asked what details the Salahis had learned about the case, their spokesman said, “The only thing I can reveal is that when Elin wielded the golf club, Tiger was disappointed that she was using a putter when the situation clearly called for a nine-iron.”