If the new Friskies cat food commercial is to be believed, your cat is on LSD
There’s a good reason your little feline friend can’t wait for mealtime it turns out – it’s because your cat is tripping balls!
This Friskies cat food commercial has been running in heavy rotation during the Winter Olympics and other TV time in the past week or so. And apparently when your cat digs into that can of Friskies you left out for him, he falls down the rabbit hole and starts seeing dancing turkeys and veal-ready cows and flying fish and Pokemon-like chicks. Don’t get me started on the freaky deep-sea shellfish.
And while you might think that for most cats it would be like Fear and Loathing in the Cat Food Aisle at the Safeway, his high is so mellow he ain’t slashing away at all of them them with his claws and supplementing his cat food with some live prey:
Of course, what’s almost more notable than the black-light poster-grade graphics of the commercial is the pop song that Friskies commissioned to appeal to their customers. If you’re a cat person, you might believe that Friskies will ‘feed the senses’ of your cat, but all your kitteh really wants is to feed its hunger for something that tastes like meat it just killed. Feed that, cat-loving weirdo.