Daddy, why has Barack Hussein Obama declared Jihad against Christmas?

Russell Wiseman is the Mayor of Arlington, Tennessee, so that means he’s probably going to be up on stage with Sarah Palin in 2012 at the Republican National Convention telling us about how being the mayor of an exurb is more impressive than being a community organizer, a state senator, or a US Senator.

But before he quits his job halfway through his term and then goes off and publishes a slambook memoir with the help of ghost writer Lynn Vincent, Mayor Wiseman is going to complain to his 1,600 close, personal Facebook friends about how President Obama’s speech on the Afghanistan War kept his kids from watching the Charlie Brown Christmas Special:

“Ok, so, this is total crap, we sit the kids down to watch ‘The Charlie Brown Christmas Special’ and our muslim president is there, what a load…..try to convince me that wasn’t done on purpose. Ask the man if he believes that Jesus Christ is the Son of God and he will give you a 10 minute disertation (sic) about it….w…hen the answer should simply be ‘yes’….”

“A Charlie Brown Christmas,” which first aired in 1965, has become an endearing program for many because of its emphasis on the “real meaning of Christmas,” including Linus’ memorable reading from the Gospel of Luke of Jesus’ birth.

In Wiseman’s extensive thread that attacked the president, his supporters and Muslims, he stated “…you obama people need to move to a muslim country…oh wait, that’s America….pitiful.”

At another point he said, “you know, our forefathers had it written in the original Constitution that ONLY property owners could vote, if that has stayed in there, things would be different……..”

via Arlington mayor fires at Obama online» The Commercial Appeal.

Oh that Barack Hussein Obama II. Kenyan/Indonesian born, Islamo-Communist-fascist. He finally found a way to declare jihad against Christmas. Just look at how he further cheapened the birth of some people’s lord yesterday:

Emir Barack Hussein Obama ibn Barack Hussein Obama personally executes Santa Claus at the White House on December 3 (Alex Wong/Getty)

Where’s Rush Limbaugh when you need him? The liberal Memphis Commercial Appeal is playing gotcha politics with Mayor Wiseman! Clearly Mayor Wiseman should exact revenge by having Emir Barack Hussein Obama ibn Barack Hussein Obama burned in effigy at the coming Arlington Christmas Parade. Can Sarah Palin attend? Perhaps she can explain to America how it’s alright that American citizens raise questions about their President’s true religion, just like they raise questions about his citizenship:

“I think the public rightfully is still making it an issue. I don’t have a problem with that. I don’t know if I would have to bother to make it an issue, because I think that members of the electorate still want answers… I think it’s a fair question, just like I think past association and past voting records — all of that is fair game.

(HT: Ryan S.)

Of course, someone might want to tell the good former Alaskan governor that citizens aren’t just ‘making it an issue.’ They’re filing one frivolous lawsuit after another in federal courts trying to de-legitimize a President who beat the snot out of her and Senator McCain at the polls last November.

Anyways, welcome to the national stage, Mayor Wiseman! Joe the Plumber and Katy Abram are over there in the corner, tryna make a dollar outta fifteen cents. I hope you can handle all of the Facebook friend requests you must be getting now.