So many punchlines, so little time

Haunting Microsoft's Redmond campus

So, this happened:

REDMOND, Wash. — There has been another cougar sighting at Redmond’s Microsoft campus Friday, said Bill Hebner of Washington’s Department of Fish and Wildlife.

He said the report has been passed through many people and that the department has not been able to talk to the reporting party, but it is a sighting and not an encounter.

Microsoft called wildlife officials shortly before 11 a.m. Friday to report the sighting near building 32.

via Second Report Of Cougar Sighting At Microsoft Campus – Seattle News Story – KIRO Seattle.

Joke #1: Quick, hide all the virgin programmers, they can’t resist a cougar’s wiles.

Joke #2: This is just MSFT’s attempt to fight back against Apple’s Snow Leopard.

Joke #3: ABC, this is the most dangerous viral marketing effort since the Cartoon Network caused that terrorist panic in Boston in 2007.