The Beachwood voters guide

Always funny, often insightful and usually spot on when it comes to candidates.

Steve Rhodes kindly runs down the pros and cons of each political hopeful. If he can’t be helpful, he is at least entertaining. As in this description of Green Party Candidate for U.S. Senate, LeAlan Jones:

LeAlan Jones says of the worst experience of his life “Right now, I don’t have anything;” of his biggest mistake, “I don’t have any;” and of his first date, “I don’t remember.

At least he’s well-prepared to answer questions before future investigating committees.

And this nifty conclusion about Dorothy Brown, Democratic candidate for Cook County Board President:

(She’s) an enigma wrapped in a mystery stuffed in an envelope of cash that no one can account for.

If you’re undecided, or just like to be told what to do, here’s the best guide of the day.

The Beachwood Reporter.