Comments on: Flu Horror at the Target http://trueslant.com/kenlayne/2009/05/01/flu-horror-at-the-target/ Mon, 01 Nov 2010 18:00:37 -0400 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: mrsandyclark http://trueslant.com/kenlayne/2009/05/01/flu-horror-at-the-target/comment-page-1/#comment-66 mrsandyclark Tue, 05 May 2009 08:35:50 +0000 http://trueslant.com/kenlayne/?p=532#comment-66 Ken, The local TV news is backing off of the possibility of a pandemic. Although, they are quick to point out the Swine Flu has possibly reached 36 states and somehow it still was the first story covered this evening. Speaking of the word covered, it seems they may be covering their asses. (Think Chicken Little.) Maybe not enough goes on around these here parts. They were playing up China's holding of Mexicans where the Chinese entered the hotel where they are being...well...detained by the Chinese wearing Hazmat Suits. Mexico was busy trying to get planes over there to bring their citizens home. Two more countries that are bound to be best friends for life. Maybe closing all those schools has helped turn the tide? The point was to keep the children separated from one another. When interviewed, they (the students) planned on spending the days hanging out with their friends. Not a well thought out plan with the stated objective and all. Also, parents want answers to whether this means the school year will be extended as they may have plans already in the works. Each day a school is closed they lose a little Federal Funding. I believe with all my heart that the only item on your list you actually needed, you were able to secure after you fled Target. Sandy Ken,

The local TV news is backing off of the possibility of a pandemic. Although, they are quick to point out the Swine Flu has possibly reached 36 states and somehow it still was the first story covered this evening. Speaking of the word covered, it seems they may be covering their asses. (Think Chicken Little.) Maybe not enough goes on around these here parts.

They were playing up China’s holding of Mexicans where the Chinese entered the hotel where they are being…well…detained by the Chinese wearing Hazmat Suits. Mexico was busy trying to get planes over there to bring their citizens home.

Two more countries that are bound to be best friends for life.

Maybe closing all those schools has helped turn the tide? The point was to keep the children separated from one another. When interviewed, they (the students) planned on spending the days hanging out with their friends. Not a well thought out plan with the stated objective and all. Also, parents want answers to whether this means the school year will be extended as they may have plans already in the works. Each day a school is closed they lose a little Federal Funding.

I believe with all my heart that the only item on your list you actually needed, you were able to secure after you fled Target.

Sandy

]]> By: christopher http://trueslant.com/kenlayne/2009/05/01/flu-horror-at-the-target/comment-page-1/#comment-65 christopher Sun, 03 May 2009 17:00:05 +0000 http://trueslant.com/kenlayne/?p=532#comment-65 Ken, never forget: boiling is an even more effective means of germ destruction than hand sanitizer. Boil everything and everyone, constantly. And you won't need a face mask if you only breathe boiling water. Ken, never forget: boiling is an even more effective means of germ destruction than hand sanitizer. Boil everything and everyone, constantly. And you won’t need a face mask if you only breathe boiling water.

]]> By: Joementum http://trueslant.com/kenlayne/2009/05/01/flu-horror-at-the-target/comment-page-1/#comment-64 Joementum Sun, 03 May 2009 03:52:14 +0000 http://trueslant.com/kenlayne/?p=532#comment-64 I understand why you fled, but heads up, Target carries box wine in 3L (that's French) sizes. If they only had handgun ammunition... I understand why you fled, but heads up, Target carries box wine in 3L (that’s French) sizes. If they only had handgun ammunition…

]]> By: Mr. Eac http://trueslant.com/kenlayne/2009/05/01/flu-horror-at-the-target/comment-page-1/#comment-63 Mr. Eac Sun, 03 May 2009 02:59:12 +0000 http://trueslant.com/kenlayne/?p=532#comment-63 "I kept a safe distance of six or eight feet behind each shopping party, and when an obese woman began coughing I abandoned my cart and sprinted away. I wanted to yell, Why are you trying to kill me? But then my mouth would be open, and the death germs could fly right in..." You stood up to spooky George W. Bush and shape-shifting Barack Obama and your affraid of Susan Boyle's own personal non-accountable to Congress civilian germ-army ... ? The Gipper would like to have a word with you ... “I kept a safe distance of six or eight feet behind each shopping party, and when an obese woman began coughing I abandoned my cart and sprinted away. I wanted to yell, Why are you trying to kill me? But then my mouth would be open, and the death germs could fly right in…”

You stood up to spooky George W. Bush and shape-shifting Barack Obama and your affraid of Susan Boyle’s own personal non-accountable to Congress civilian germ-army … ? The Gipper would like to have a word with you …

]]> By: Grumpy Old Man http://trueslant.com/kenlayne/2009/05/01/flu-horror-at-the-target/comment-page-1/#comment-62 Grumpy Old Man Sat, 02 May 2009 23:56:52 +0000 http://trueslant.com/kenlayne/?p=532#comment-62 Don't forget that Maximilian once owned Mexico so we could indirectly blame the French; but there also seems to be a pointer to a pig factory farm in NC in '98. Shoot let's just blame the crack-babies. Don’t forget that Maximilian once owned Mexico so we could indirectly blame the French; but there also seems to be a pointer to a pig factory farm in NC in ‘98. Shoot let’s just blame the crack-babies.

]]> By: Grumpy Old Man http://trueslant.com/kenlayne/2009/05/01/flu-horror-at-the-target/comment-page-1/#comment-61 Grumpy Old Man Sat, 02 May 2009 23:28:45 +0000 http://trueslant.com/kenlayne/?p=532#comment-61 Nanny-state? hunh? You want to slather your kid in hand sanitizer that is generally 62% alcohol and think the nanny-state won't let you? That may be more of a Darwin Awards nomination unless I misunderstand what you are saying. Do you ride a White Horse? (he actually seems like a good guy - he gets a crown and goes forth conquering, though that conquering bit could get a little bloody) Nanny-state? hunh? You want to slather your kid in hand sanitizer that is generally 62% alcohol and think the nanny-state won’t let you? That may be more of a Darwin Awards nomination unless I misunderstand what you are saying.

Do you ride a White Horse? (he actually seems like a good guy – he gets a crown and goes forth conquering, though that conquering bit could get a little bloody)

]]> By: Facehead http://trueslant.com/kenlayne/2009/05/01/flu-horror-at-the-target/comment-page-1/#comment-60 Facehead Sat, 02 May 2009 16:04:57 +0000 http://trueslant.com/kenlayne/?p=532#comment-60 Ken, The Mexican drug cartels are trying to take over America (yes, THAT America). We already know they own 90 percent of all stores in America, especially Target (and the Gap). By creating and infecting us with this new bacon-flavored flu disease of death and such, we are forced to buy more drugs and face masks to protect ourselves. But, Ken, it is just a slippery slope. One day Grandma is sitting in her rocking chair sipping on gin and Theraflu, the next she is a SARS riddled whore in a crack house where crack babies fight to the death for marijuana and diapers. Ken,

The Mexican drug cartels are trying to take over America (yes, THAT America). We already know they own 90 percent of all stores in America, especially Target (and the Gap). By creating and infecting us with this new bacon-flavored flu disease of death and such, we are forced to buy more drugs and face masks to protect ourselves. But, Ken, it is just a slippery slope. One day Grandma is sitting in her rocking chair sipping on gin and Theraflu, the next she is a SARS riddled whore in a crack house where crack babies fight to the death for marijuana and diapers.

]]> By: El pinche http://trueslant.com/kenlayne/2009/05/01/flu-horror-at-the-target/comment-page-1/#comment-59 El pinche Sat, 02 May 2009 07:29:52 +0000 http://trueslant.com/kenlayne/?p=532#comment-59 actually, i dont watch foxnews, but here's a summary of anti-immigrant hatred and tinfoil delusion: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mDvtZn_7LA actually, i dont watch foxnews, but here’s a summary of anti-immigrant hatred and tinfoil delusion:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mDvtZn_7LA

]]> By: El pinche http://trueslant.com/kenlayne/2009/05/01/flu-horror-at-the-target/comment-page-1/#comment-58 El pinche Sat, 02 May 2009 07:25:56 +0000 http://trueslant.com/kenlayne/?p=532#comment-58 in addition to fine wines and elegant bottles of aged whisky, america should also stop watching fox news. im beginning to hate mexicans and their imported "pig aids." thanks to beck,hannity, malkin, i hate myself and i apologize on behalf of all brown skin people. yeah hobo, they shutdown my kids school in circle-C (Obamaville). apparently, one kid had flu-like symptoms. if that kid is anything like my 6 year old, he's faking it. in addition to fine wines and elegant bottles of aged whisky, america should also stop watching fox news. im beginning to hate mexicans and their imported “pig aids.” thanks to beck,hannity, malkin, i hate myself and i apologize on behalf of all brown skin people.

yeah hobo, they shutdown my kids school in circle-C (Obamaville).
apparently, one kid had flu-like symptoms. if that kid is anything like my 6 year old, he’s faking it.

]]> By: DopeAddict http://trueslant.com/kenlayne/2009/05/01/flu-horror-at-the-target/comment-page-1/#comment-57 DopeAddict Sat, 02 May 2009 06:48:59 +0000 http://trueslant.com/kenlayne/?p=532#comment-57 Here in Austin, TX there is a children's school called Lucy Read Pre-Kindergarten Demonstration School. I don't know what that means either. The school was closed after one child was said to be suffering from a 'probable case of swine flu.' One child! Surely the better solution would be to have that one child stay home, rather than have every child stay home. Yet no school district seems to be even considering this alternative. This way madness lies. Here in Austin, TX there is a children’s school called Lucy Read Pre-Kindergarten Demonstration School. I don’t know what that means either. The school was closed after one child was said to be suffering from a ‘probable case of swine flu.’ One child! Surely the better solution would be to have that one child stay home, rather than have every child stay home. Yet no school district seems to be even considering this alternative. This way madness lies.

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