Comments on: A Very Special Birthday For Earth http://trueslant.com/kenlayne/2009/04/22/a-very-special-birthday-for-earth/ Mon, 01 Nov 2010 18:00:37 -0400 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: wheelie http://trueslant.com/kenlayne/2009/04/22/a-very-special-birthday-for-earth/comment-page-1/#comment-30 wheelie Thu, 23 Apr 2009 00:10:50 +0000 http://trueslant.com/kenlayne/?p=438#comment-30 I hate Mother Earth. I mean, my own mother was so suffocating, I turned out gay. Thanks a bunch Mom, now I have to go through life with people's dicks in my mouth. I'm just worried that the human race will stop reproducing altogether if this whining EarthMom doesn't shut the fuck up already, and let people watch sports on the teevee, if that is what they want to do. It's too late for me, because now I hate all sports except for gay ones like golf. I hate Mother Earth. I mean, my own mother was so suffocating, I turned out gay. Thanks a bunch Mom, now I have to go through life with people’s dicks in my mouth.

I’m just worried that the human race will stop reproducing altogether if this whining EarthMom doesn’t shut the fuck up already, and let people watch sports on the teevee, if that is what they want to do. It’s too late for me, because now I hate all sports except for gay ones like golf.

]]> By: mrblifil http://trueslant.com/kenlayne/2009/04/22/a-very-special-birthday-for-earth/comment-page-1/#comment-29 mrblifil Wed, 22 Apr 2009 23:50:07 +0000 http://trueslant.com/kenlayne/?p=438#comment-29 Similarly Utah has very little to do with the history of jazz. Similarly Utah has very little to do with the history of jazz.

]]> By: Jordan Ginsberg http://trueslant.com/kenlayne/2009/04/22/a-very-special-birthday-for-earth/comment-page-1/#comment-28 Jordan Ginsberg Wed, 22 Apr 2009 23:36:01 +0000 http://trueslant.com/kenlayne/?p=438#comment-28 Thank you for this sober reflection on the state of our nation's lakes, Mr. Layne. While my religion prevents me from approving of all the curses you insist on using, travelogues such as this fill me with hope that the son I plan to adopt from Pakistan will one day be able to drive you to your hotel, too. Thank you for this sober reflection on the state of our nation’s lakes, Mr. Layne. While my religion prevents me from approving of all the curses you insist on using, travelogues such as this fill me with hope that the son I plan to adopt from Pakistan will one day be able to drive you to your hotel, too.

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