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Jan. 22 2010 - 2:14 pm | 95 views | 0 recommendations | 0 comments

Fight Songs Prince Should Have Written Instead of ‘Purple and Gold’

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So, Prince has written a terrible fight song for the Minnesota Vikings. It makes you wonder, for the sake of Vikings fans everywhere, why he just didn’t change the lyrics to one of the actually good songs he’s already written instead. I mean, check out the possibilities.

“When Saints Cry”

“Why You Wanna Treat Favre So Bad?”

“Purple Reign” (thanks, Andreaitis!)

Darling Percy

“Nothing Compares to Brad Childress”

“Not-So-Manic Sunday”

“Sign o’ the Adrian Peterson”

“I Would Die 4 a W”

Considering that the dude has written more than a thousand songs, there are virtually endless combinations. Got a good one? Leave it in the comments section.


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