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Feb. 5 2010 — 1:33 pm | 8,501 views | 2 recommendations | 2 comments

Wayne Coyne Confirms Google Street View Sighting

coyne2I’m not saying that it’s surprising that Google Street View captured Flaming Lips frontman Wayne Coyne sitting on his front lawn in a bathtub. But I am saying that it’s amazing.

The affable, outspoken Coyne — the man behind the indie hits “Do You Realize??” and “She Don’t Use Jelly,” an impressive 1995 appearance on Beverly Hills, 90210, and a weird 2008 space movie in which he plays a martian — was snapped by a Google mapping vehicle as it zipped down Coyne’s street in Oklahoma City, where the dude has lived all his life.

How do we know based on this blurry photo that this is actually Coyne? Well, there’s the fact that the subject in question seems to be wearing one of Coyne’s signature dapper suits, and that he also appears to have tell-tale bushy, salt-and-pepper hair. And there are these photos from the Flaming Lips’ MySpace page, depicting Coyne and his wife setting up the bathtub, with a gaudy sign reading “Blob in the Bath,” for a Halloween bash they threw in 2007.

But not wanting to risk posting about this only to find out later that it was all a clever hoax, I took it straight to the source.

“Yes, that’s me,” says Coyne by phone from Oklahoma City.

Coyne, who recently confirmed that the Flaming Lips will play a set of their own music as well as the entirety of their take on Pink Floyd’s Dark Side of the Moon at this year’s Bonnaroo, says he (and his Google Street View costar Justin Duda, a former Lips roadie) had been working all day in the yard to prepare props that would “scare the shit out of these little kids from the neighborhood.” He didn’t see the Google car drive past.

“I’m sure the people who were in the car didn’t care either,” he laughs. “They were probably like, well, this is a street, so let’s drive down it!”

While news about his Google Maps appearance has spread only recently, Coyne first learned about it a week after Halloween in 2007. “It’s funny sometimes what will grab people’s attention when,” he says. “People have been coming up to me for the last month or so telling me about it — but it’s almost three years old.”

Still, he’s as amazed as anyone. “If you’re outside from when the moment the sun comes up to midnight,” he says, “you probably have a much better chance of being on Google Maps than if you’re only out there for a moment feeding the birds or something.

“But a car that drives around on every street with a 360 degree camera? We live in fucking good times, don’t we?”

Check out more views of Coyne from Google Maps on the next page, including an angle where he and the bathtub seem to disappear.
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Jan. 22 2010 — 2:14 pm | 57 views | 0 recommendations | 0 comments

Fight Songs Prince Should Have Written Instead of ‘Purple and Gold’

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So, Prince has written a terrible fight song for the Minnesota Vikings. It makes you wonder, for the sake of Vikings fans everywhere, why he just didn’t change the lyrics to one of the actually good songs he’s already written instead. I mean, check out the possibilities.

“When Saints Cry”

“Why You Wanna Treat Favre So Bad?”

“Purple Reign” (thanks, Andreaitis!)

Darling Percy

“Nothing Compares to Brad Childress”

“Not-So-Manic Sunday”

“Sign o’ the Adrian Peterson”

“I Would Die 4 a W”

Considering that the dude has written more than a thousand songs, there are virtually endless combinations. Got a good one? Leave it in the comments section.



Jan. 22 2010 — 12:47 pm | 579 views | 0 recommendations | 6 comments

Prince Pens Horrible Fight Song for the Minnesota Vikings

princeIt is undeniable that Prince, aka the Artist Formerly Known as the Artist Formerly Known as Prince, earned his induction into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame for the countless amazing songs that he has written.

It is also undeniable that his latest song is the worst thing he’s ever released. And that includes “My Name Is Prince.” I never thought he’d commit an atrocity greater than that.

According to Fox 9 in Minneapolis, the diminutive musician penned the offending track, “Purple and Gold,” as a way of promising certain victory for the Minnesota Vikings in their tough NFC Championship matchup on Sunday against the New Orleans Saints. “I saw the future,” said Prince.

But in my experience, something this terrible — and even Prince fanatics seem to understand how bad it is — can only herald doom. Which is why I predict the following: The Vikings will lose on Sunday because Prince wrote this horrible, horrible song.

Read the ridiculous lyrics and hear the crazy song below.

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Jan. 13 2010 — 2:02 pm | 8,494 views | 2 recommendations | 15 comments

Pat Robertson Says Haitians Brought Earthquake on Themselves

patIt’s pretty hard to believe until you watch the video, but Pat Robertson essentially told CBN viewers this morning that Haiti brought yesterday’s devastating earthquake on themselves. Only he pronounced the disaster-stricken nation as “Haitia.”

Daily Kos member Username4242 has helpfully typed out a transcript of the appalling statement, which occurred during a solicitation for donations to help victims of the crisis.

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Jan. 12 2010 — 5:41 pm | 90 views | 0 recommendations | 1 comment

Looks Like Business Isn’t Booming [PIC]

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Jan. 12 2010 — 1:38 am | 59 views | 0 recommendations | 0 comments

Why Spider-Man 4 Will Suck

imagesSam Raimi will not direct it.



Jan. 10 2010 — 6:18 pm | 175 views | 0 recommendations | 3 comments

Tattooed Guy Sings TV Theme Songs on Toilet

Picture 1I have recently been alerted to the presence of six videos, in which a tattooed dude named Alex Lacao sits on a toilet and heroically lip-synchs the themes to 1980s and ’90s sitcoms.

After watching and re-watching the videos of (a thankfully pants-wearing) Mr. Lacao expertly mugging through the lyrics to Perfect Strangers, Gimme a Break!, Full House, and other seminal shows, I can safely say that he is a genius.

To check them out on the next page is to be blown away.

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Jan. 8 2010 — 5:24 pm | 81 views | 0 recommendations | 3 comments

Cold as Hoth

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I knew I should have stayed indoors today, and this just confirms it. Sadly, there are no tauntauns in Kensington. Get your own Star Wars weather report here.



Jan. 6 2010 — 8:19 am | 408 views | 0 recommendations | 13 comments

5 TV Shows That Need to Be Released on DVD

SixMillionDollarMan1Hearing the great news about Parker Lewis Can’t Lose launched me on a mission to find other forgotten television show gems that aren’t yet available on DVD.

Very few worthy lists of this nature exist online, and even this excellently argued stab falters (is anyone really clamoring for a China Beach DVD?). Also, the number of worthy programs egregiously missing from the DVD aisle is rapidly dwindling: 2009 alone saw the DVD releases of parts or entire series runs of The StateFamily TiesWKRP in CincinnatiSilver Spoons and It’s Garry Shandling’s Show. Still, some gems have been forgotten.

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Jan. 5 2010 — 4:26 pm | 62 views | 0 recommendations | 0 comments

Randy Johnson Announces Retirement

randy-johnsonBob Nightengale of the USA Today just tweeted that it appears that Randy Johnson will announce his retirement tomorrow morning. [Update at 10:36 p.m.: It's official, rendering the next paragraph moot.]

If true, it will be curious timing, given that the new crop of inductees for the National Baseball Hall of Fame will be announced tomorrow as well. But maybe Derek Jeter or another retiring superstar will return the favor in 2015, on the day that the Big Unit himself gains entry, as the 300-game winner almost certainly will do in his first year of eligibility.

Click through to see the famous video of Johnson hitting a bird with a pitch.

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