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May. 6 2010 - 3:56 pm | 287 views | 0 recommendations | 3 comments

The Pope Song (NSFW)

By JOHN KNEFEL

There’s nothing that needs to be said here other than Tim Minchin is a goddamn genius [Bilerico via Chloe].

Fuck the motherfucker, and fuck you motherfucker
If you think that motherfucker is sacred.
If you cover for another motherfucker whos a kiddy-fucker,
Fuck you, youre no better than the motherfucking rapist.
And if you dont like the swearing that this motherfucker forced from me
And reckon it shows moral or intellectual paucity
Then fuck you motherfucker, this is language one employs
When one is fucking cross about fuckers fucking boys

And, just for good measure, here’s Christopher Hitchens presenting his case for arresting the Pope.

The lyrics have been updated.

 
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    1:20 am on 05/07/10
    Ren Willocks

    great post, love this song :) but you’ve got the lyrics a tad wrong, just check the description on the official youtube video for the lyrics from Tim Minchin himself.

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