The illustrated sandwich that will kill us all
From the post: America’s ability to invent unneeded sandwiches still outpacing rest of world.
Hey fatso, turn your neck column this way and set your salivate levels to “flash flood.” Hot off the heels of the The Icarus Burger comes a bizarre new sandwich that asks the question, “Are you a responsible adult who can be trusted to feed him or herself?” and answers with the sound of a body collapsing on the floor.
Sara Lautman imagines the horror.
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