Olympic Pairs Figure Skating, Short Program: A Hot Sartorial Mess
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Top Five Amazing Outfits during the Pairs Figure Skating Short program:
5. Zhang Dan and Zhang Hao of China.
“Screw this, man. When they said we were getting costumes from the New Orleans Saints victory parade, I thought I was getting a Drew Brees jersey.”
4. Caydee Denney and Jeremy Barrett of the U.S.
“I hope all these feathers and superhero red stripes in my hair make me aerodynamic, because I am so not sure I can land this.”
3. Maria Mukhortova and Maxim Trankov from Russia.
“Lash me again you knave! You’ll not loosen my tongue.”
2. From the Ukraine, Tatiana Volosozhar and Stanlislav Morozov.
“NO! Don’t go in there! You don’t have to die! No one has to die at 30! You could live! LIVE! Live, and grow old! I’ve seen it! She’s seen it!”
1. Robin Szolkowy and Aliona Savchenko of Germany.
“Can’t Sleep. Clowns will eat me.”
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Jod, the Logan’s Run reference slays me.
Whoever you are, god bless you for getting that reference. The only thing funnier than Logan’s Run is Soylent Green in my opinion.
In response to another comment. See in context »I’m just glad Nate Hollandwasn’t around to dissuade those bold outfit choices.
Everybody was very dignified last night. I mean in terms of costume. I’ll skip passing judgment otherwise …
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