Reason #217 I’m Going to Marry a Fellow Reticent Luddite

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Dear potential suitors,

Despite what The Times claims, there are indeed some of us who would still prefer a legit dinner invite over a grainy cellphone pic of your junk, FYI.

XOXO

-JMH

P.S.  As a dating strategy, you really can’t go wrong with asking yourself, “What would John Mayer do?” and then proceeding to follow exactly the opposite course of action.

P.P.S.  Forget what Mashable tells you. No. Just no.

Also, how long before sexting shows up on Lake Superior State University’s annual list of banished words? I’d lay odds on it making an appearance in 2010.