Hey Valentine, can I get some grease with that?
Strapped for cash on the big V-Day? Not to worry! White Castle is offering “an unforgettable evening” for all you lovers—candlelight, flowers, table service, even complimentary digital photos included with your sack o’ sliders. (Sack Meal No. 3—10 sliders, 2 sodas, and 2 fries—will run you less than $11!) Now that’s what I call Recession Romance.
If you’re a real mensch, get your honey-bunch a customized White Castle tee to commemorate the event. Because nothing says I love you like having something comfy to wear when you’re curled up on the bathroom floor all day on February 15.
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