Michael Jackson lives! At least according to this couple’s ultrasound
More like a monster from The Descent
And so begins the deification of Michael Jackson: A pair of retards in England are telling the world that Michael Jackson appeared to them in — my god, man — an ultrasound image of their second-trimester fetus. From the Sun:
Pregnant mum-of-six Dawn [Kelley], 34, from Sunderland, went for a 20-week scan last month but docs could not see the foetus’s organs properly.
A few weeks later she was sent to nearby Grindon Lane Walk-in Centre to get a closer look.
And when they got the scan back they were astounded to find JACKO staring back at them.
Window cleaner William, 29, said: “We were looking at the pictures again, and I just saw Jacko there…”
She said: “I’ve had plenty of scans before and none of the photos have ever looked like this one. It’s a bit spooky really.”
The unborn child, by the way, is a girl. Which, for me, actually reinforces their argument.
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