After throwing darts around the bar, ejected drunk bombs parking lot

Bull's-eye!

For all the drinking I’ve done for 25-plus years, for all the stupid things I’ve done and said, I’ve never been cut off by a bartender. (Knock on wood.) Scott D. Leonard wasn’t so lucky. After the 44-year-old Port St. Lucie resident insisted on playing Pin the Dart on the Drinkers at his local, he was cut off and 86′d. Then things get weird. From the TCPalm.com:

The bartender “cut off” serving drinks to Scott D. Leonard, of the 100 block of Southeast Todd Avenue, late Sunday or early Monday “due to Mr. Leonard’s behavior as he was throwing darts at other patrons.”

A bouncer “escorted” him out the rear entrance of the establishment in the 200 block of Southwest Port St. Lucie Boulevard.

“Mr. Leonard was angered with this and proceeded to pull down his pants and underwear and defecated onto the rear parking lot,” the affidavit states.

Police spoke to several patrons at whom Leonard threw darts and none wished to press charges. The owner didn’t either. An officer called for a cab and watched Leonard get in and leave.

Not long after that, the officer again was dispatched to Mickey Finns, and a worker said the cab dropped off Leonard and that Leonard wanted to drive his own vehicle home.

A worker told police that Leonard started his vehicle and moved it a short distance. Leonard has a restricted, business-purposes-only drivers license, the affidavit stated. The worker grabbed the keys, and Leonard started to cause a ruckus, the affidavit stated.

Port St. Lucie, by the way, is in Florida, America’s premier exporter of idiotic ruckus.

Man at Port St. Lucie bar throws darts at other patrons, is arrested, police say | TCPalm.com .