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Sep. 28 2009 - 12:03 pm | 28 views | 1 recommendation | 3 comments

New survey identifies world’s worst lovers. Can you guess who’s who?

In a poll conducted by onePoll.com, 15,000 “well-travelled lovers” were asked to identify their best and worst sex partners according to nationality. Can you match the offense with the man?

Too smelly Greece
Too lazy Wales
Too quick Holland
Too dominating Scotland
Too rough Russia
Too lovey-dovey Germany
Too selfish England
Too loud Turkey
Too sweaty Sweden
Too hairy America

Answers after the jump.

But first, the world’s best lovers (according to those 15,000 sluts) come from Spain, Brazil, Italy, France and Ireland. In that order. (Ireland!?!) South Africans, New Zealanders, Australians, Danes and Canadians round out the top 10.

Answers, in order of worst lovers and why:

1) Smelly Germans
2) Lazy English
3) Hasty Swedes
4) Dominating Netherlanders
5) Rough Americans
6) Sentimental Greeks
7) Selfish Welsh
8) Loud Scots
9) Sweaty Turks
10) Hairy Ruskies

Unhygienic German men voted the worst in bed while lazy English come second in the battle between the sheets | Mail Online.


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  1. collapse expand

    Irishmen have an unfair “pub owner” advantage.

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    I’ll put in a good word for Welsh and Greek men. Glad to see Canadians in the top 10. I’ll add a vote for one extremely suave Lebanese.

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    “Dominating Netherlanders” sounds like a football headline.

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